me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

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iphone420:

i hate bugs when im rich and i see a bug in my house im just going to leave and buy a new house


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  • Me: Oh my god this blog is amazing!
  • Me: lol
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  • Me: lolol
  • Me: *scrolling*
  • Me: OMG WTF ROFL I'M DYING!
  • Me: Oh wait, this is my blog.

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